[Tendz]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

[anil02]

Teacher: Name the two days of week start with T
Student: Today and tomorrow

[Tendz]

[anil02]

What do a dentist called their e-ray
Tooth Pic

[Tendz]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

[Tendz]

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

[Treborika]

Computer:press any key to continue
Me.I press the power button key

[Tendz]

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

"Put it on my bill."

[Tendz]

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

[OldGuy]

Spotted in recent news:

The navy departments from Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland had a joint mission to place QR Codes on every vessel so they could Scandanavia.

[mrki444]

Something for 'crypto people'

[Tendz]

Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?

Their bats flew away

[mrki444]

Be careful with wishes!

[Tendz]

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

[Spontaneo]

2 blondes are in a parking lot where they were staring at a big building.

Such building had the letters MACY

1 of the blondes said, "Look! It is the YMCA!

[Tendz]

Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?

All of the fans left

[OldGuy]

I read in a recent news article that Joe Biden just had an emergency meeting with his cabinet. During the meeting, he had a big argument with his chair and then suddenly turned around and fired his bookcase.

[Spontaneo]

Q. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
A. You crack me up!

[eldavis]

Lol reading this actually made me laugh though. Good one.

[Tendz]

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.