[Tendz]

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – by A. A. Milne

[darkthorn]

[verity]

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.

[kanchan18]

If two wrongs don't make a wrong try three.- Laurence J Peter

[Tendz]

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"– Abraham Lincoln

[verity]

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar

[A K Rao]

My Funny Quote for the day is

[Tendz]

[verity]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

[Tendz]

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"– Alan Dundes

[verity]

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

[darkthorn]

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln

[Tendz]

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed"– Albert Einstein

[ptrikha21]

"I'm in a New York state of mind." (NOT!)

(Ask any of my former co-workers from my old government why that's funny. I am never in a New York state of mind. When I had to travel to New York on official government business I used to try to get the work done in a day and no more than 2 days. )

Ha ha - well said!

--- 13 Mar 2019, 13:47 ---

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed"– Albert Einstein

So so true! And well we cannot discuss this much though !

--- 13 Mar 2019, 21:13 ---

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln

Quite apt for certain situations when we do not know much about the things being discussed.

--- 13 Mar 2019, 22:05 ---

Ha ha well but with increasing weight, we might not have many more things too, much to our dislike.

[A K Rao]

My today's funny Quote: