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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 15 Apr 2018, 19:31

“I learned that I like it inside of my head. But sometimes others try to go in there and they just get lost, dazed and confused!” :lol: :lol:


(I'm quoting myself. And I'm laughing at my own jokes.) :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 30 Apr 2018, 03:21

In the words of the wise country music songwriter and philosopher:

You gotta know when to hold up.
You gotta know when to fold up.
You gotta know when to walk away.
You gotta know when to RUN!
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 05 May 2018, 16:32

“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand. Most people listen with the intent to reply.” – Stephen R. Covey

:lol: Honest! I only do that when my husband is the one talking. It's a self-defense mechanism developed from over 40 years of marriage. :lol: :lol: <3
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby haripriyavkl » 05 May 2018, 16:41

"I walk around like everything is fine but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off" :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Silvermist » 06 May 2018, 04:32

''You never know what you have got,until you clean your closet.''

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby junrose123 » 07 May 2018, 15:42

Two is better than one that is why it is better to always have an extra to have something in times of great necessities, :D
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Silvermist » 07 May 2018, 16:42

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby thisnthat » 09 May 2018, 14:57

"Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."

~Will Rogers


from: http://wisdomquotes.com/funny-quotes/
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 09 May 2018, 23:12

"Never miss a good chance to shut up." - Will Rogers


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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby metsrock69 » 09 May 2018, 23:34

A flute without holes is not a flute and a donut without a hole is a danish. Chevy chase caddyshack :D
Leave the gun, take the cannolis . The godfather :)
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Silvermist » 10 May 2018, 06:52

'' A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.'' Winston S. Churchill
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby junrose123 » 11 May 2018, 15:21

It is better to tell the truth even it will hurts someone else than to tell a lie to make everybody happy.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 12 May 2018, 01:53

"Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti."
~ Sophia Loren
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Silvermist » 12 May 2018, 03:38

'' Sometimes I drink a glass of water,just to surprise my liver''.
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