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Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby MarkCorrea » 27 Sep 2017, 08:37

I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this quote just this very moment. "My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: At the end of this ruler there's an Idiot! I got detention after asking which end.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's time to share yours.....
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby anorona » 28 Sep 2017, 06:19

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby ninjasmile » 28 Sep 2017, 08:06

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 05 Dec 2017, 22:11

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby SHOHANA » 06 Dec 2017, 05:44

RIGHT now nothing funny in my mind, maybe next time, enjoy reading quotes here.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby averygirl72 » 06 Dec 2017, 09:24

It's hard to face your problems, if your problems is your face. An apple a day is seven apples a week
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 06 Dec 2017, 18:03

And now to present the award for “Actor who never ever speaks profanity or foul language in a movie”.

The nominees are:
~ Samuel L Jackson …

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(Borrowed that joke from my husband. That was the 1st person on his list. I laughed so much, I forgot about the names of the other “nominees”. :lol: :lol: )
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Annu » 08 Dec 2017, 07:52

Sometimes becoming silly with best friend is best therapy
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby junrose123 » 12 Dec 2017, 15:42

Too much love Will kill you that's why don't love to much.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 12 Dec 2017, 20:35

“We are becoming aggravated.”
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(Borrowed that quote from one of the “The Matrix” movies. It's what those creepy looking twins said when they were trying to catch the people who had the key-maker. Hilarious! When they said that line, I started thinking “I know a lot of times and places where I can INSERT that quote!” :lol: :lol: )
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby Spriha » 18 Dec 2017, 02:20

I like to read funny quotes, I don't have any.
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby verity » 21 Dec 2017, 04:50

i have a lot hilarious funny qoutes , dont give up your Dreams keep sleeping :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 31 Jan 2018, 17:04

Some may think this is not funny but it made me laugh.

WHAT A YEAR THIS MONTH HAS BEEN ...

Borrowed that headline /quote from the Huffington Post.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/january-2018-crazy-month_us_5a70bd0de4b0ae29f08b918b

It's the first month of the second year of the Trump Administration and that month already feels like a year! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 02 Mar 2018, 18:13

"And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass."

(The songwriter used "artistic license or liberty" to incorporate that line into the song lyrics.)
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/mamas+the+papas/creeque+alley_20087271.html

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Re: Funny Quotes for the day!!!

Postby cmoneyspinner » 21 Mar 2018, 22:54

"I'm in a New York state of mind." (NOT!)

(Ask any of my former co-workers from my old government why that's funny. I am never in a New York state of mind. :lol: When I had to travel to New York on official government business I used to try to get the work done in a day and no more than 2 days. )
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